Lyrics

There’s a pie in the sky
And I don’t like its taste
I’m in an argument
With the whole human race

Some self-congratulatory slut
Just won a Grammy
And I can’t get a return phone call
From my family

Everything is Religion
Everything is Religion
Everything is Religion

Pray for yourself
While you prey on your loved ones
Religion

The church on the corner
Caught fire last night
The pastor fought
On the street with his wife

The congregation called 911
And met later for Bingo
We had so much fun
Last night

Everything is Religion
Everything is Religion
Everything is Religion
Pray for yourself
While you prey on your loved ones
Religion

Hark now hear the angels sing
Lookie here a wedding ring
Hark now hear the angels cry
Me and Mrs. Say goodbye

I think I’ll just walk down this street
And give this ring to the first whore I meet
Run to Las Vegas and lose all I can
And pray I never see you again
Pray I never see you again

That’s my Religion
You’re against my Religion
Pray for yourselves