Lyrics

 
(Chorus)
Mary Ann’s Faithfull
Oh yeah
 
I knew a guy named Danny
Changed his name at 23
Got tired of fingers probing places
No one could see
 
Sure it had stopped
Years ago, but you see
You can never discount
The power of memory
(Chorus)
 
I knew a guy named Sean
Became a song at 23
Disappeared like a guy named Mark
In 2003
 
Like zeros in the middle
Of the numbers two and three
Grab a gun, go back to high school
God is telling me
(Chorus)
 
I knew a guy named Wayne
He wore women’s clothes
Became a girl named Jayne
Stuffed powder up her nose
 
Powder doughnuts everywhere
Sugar in her hair
He played a mean guitar
And if you see her, give her my number