Lyrics

Spit In The Fan and watch it spin
Smiling and dialing a conscious grin
There's a deaf-mute that loves to flirt
Watch it baby, or you'll rip my shirt
 
Do you remember the ballroom floor?
One hand on your hip, one foot out the door
All the romance and the fantasy
But you left with him and not with me
 
If I were a man I'd Spit In The Fan
If you were a girl I'd buy you pearls
But I'm not much of a man
And you're not much of a girl...
 
Spit on the fan and watch it dial
I'd do anything to make you smile
But there's too much blood on my hands
And your screams are drowned out by the band
 
They're playing our favorite song
Relax baby, it won't be too long
Pretty soon now you'll be over and out
That's what this last dance is all about
 

If I were a man I'd Spit In The Fan

If you were a girl I'd buy you pearls

But I'm not much of a man

And you're not much of a girl...
 
And there's nobody here who can
Spit In The Fan
There's nobody here...